‘The Lone Ranger’ Trailer Is Out Now

The long anticipated trailer for that movie starring Johnny Depp playing Captain Jack Sparrow with a bird on his head just premiered. The Lone Ranger also stars Armie Hammer as the white savior.

There come a time, kemosabe, when good man must wear mask. Listen to me. I have bird on head. Caw caw! *Does Native American spirit dance*

You know who Johnny Depp sounds like in this? Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.