Amanda Bynes Is a ‘Retired Multi-Millionaire’

Amanda Bynes read that story about her walking around a tanning salon in a naked haze and isn’t happy about it. She says the story is a complete lie and plans on suing In Touch.

“I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story,” the furious star told Us Weekly Thursday. “I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.”

Uh, ok, Amanda Bynes. *Backs away slowly* You keep living in fantasy land. Hey, while you’re there, can you wrangle me a unicorn? I’ve been searching for one of those for, like, ever.

  • Jeff Zakany

    Yes, what IS important is that she is healthy in mind and body and happy. Dealing with mental health issues is an extremely difficult task and nothing to laugh at.

  • Nate Fanfare

    Fat shaming sack of shit

  • Theodore Huxtible

    She looks good. She looks like a normal, healthy person.

  • DavidH

    I’m surprise that she’s still alive.

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