Amanda Bynes Is a ‘Retired Multi-Millionaire’

Amanda Bynes read that story about her walking around a tanning salon in a naked haze and isn’t happy about it. She says the story is a complete lie and plans on suing In Touch.

“I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story,” the furious star told Us Weekly Thursday. “I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.”

Uh, ok, Amanda Bynes. *Backs away slowly* You keep living in fantasy land. Hey, while you’re there, can you wrangle me a unicorn? I’ve been searching for one of those for, like, ever.