A couple days ago, a video came out of Angus T. Jones throwing his cast mates under the bus. A bus manned by a vengeful god! He’s since read that contract he signed and has apologized for telling everyone to stop watching Two and a Half Men and “filling your head with filth.”
Jones, who makes $350,000 per episode, released a statement that read, “I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.”
An anonymous source close to the show says Jones won’t appear in the next two episodes being filmed and that his character recently joined the Army meaning his appearances will be scarce.
In a radio broadcast of The Voice of Prophecy, Jones explained that he was drawn to God when he experimented with drugs during his parents’ divorce.
“I never drank,” he said. “That was one thing God protected me from, and I’m still a virgin. God protected me from those things.”
This is shocking. Never in the history of the world has a teenage boy thanked God for keeping him a virgin. If I was him, I’d be asking God why he had forsaken me and what kind of monster would do this. Then I’d swing wildly at the air hoping to somehow punch God in the face for what he had done to me.
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