Bruce and Kris Jenner May Be Divorcing

Insiders are telling The National Enquirer that Bruce Jenner was seen consulting lawyers about divorcing Kris Jenner. Bruce allegedly didn’t like the fact Kris has been flirting with younger men and that her ego has been steadily growing due to the successful Kardashian empire.

“Bruce feels that Kris treats him like a doormat, and he’s had enough,” said one source. They add, “She constantly belittles his appearance and complains to mutual friends that he’s a boring old fart.” To be fair, with all the plastic surgery he’s had, Bruce Jenner does sort of look like he just went through gender reassignment.

“He hates it when cronies at the Country Club jokingly call him Bruce Kardashian,” divulged an insider. “Kris is continually perceived as the moneymaker and the one who wears the pants in the family, and he’s sick and tired of the humiliation.”

Don’t you just hate it when your waspy buddies at the Country Club mock you by calling you by your wife’s last name when all you’re trying to do is smoke your $100 cigar and hunt a small Filipino boy? It’s the worst!