Now for no reason at all, here’s David Hasselhoff outside the Opera House in Manchester, England, dressed as Captain Hook and splayed out on KITT from Knight Rider. Every year David plays Captain Hook in Peter Pan Pantomime. In this version, Captain Hook is a gay man cruising for “lost boys.” And, no, I’m not making this up. You can read it about here. He says stuff like, “I look Hoff-tastic. I’m Hoff the hook!,” and basically anything else he can think of to make you regret buying a ticket to the show.
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