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Isla Fisher Won’t Treat Her Vagina to ‘Vajacials’

Isla Fisher covers the new Women’s Health and she looks fantastic and gives even better interviews.

From her secret to post-pregnancy weight lost, “I do watch my food. But I’ve been blessed in that I never had any body issues during pregnancy. I loved being able to eat whatever I wanted and the whole experience of giving life. And I never worried about losing the weight afterwards, because breastfeeding burns all the calories up so fast. Breastfeeding – that’s my big slimming secret! That and Spanx. Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I’m wearing my Spanx undies.”

To her friends secretly thinking she’s a cokehead, “I had to ask my friends, ‘What’s cocaine like?’ And they all thought I was on it already because I talk so much and am so hyperactive!” (Way to out your friends on that one.)

To not giving her vagina spa treatments which she calls “vajacials,” “I’m not actually very good at the maintenance thing. I don’t buff, exfoliate, pluck, rinse, moisturise, suck, bleach…whatever all those women do. I don’t have vajacials. Have you heard of those? It’s like a spa for your vagina!”

That last quote sort of gave a pause for concern. She makes it sound like she takes the man approach to cleanliness which is to only take care of something when it starts smelling funky. It’s probably not true though. Hopefully it’s not true. Oh god, please be not true.

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