Jessica Simpson Pregnant Again

Jessica Simpson gave birth to her daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson 7 months ago and it took her 6 months to even make a dent in her post-baby weight loss. Now all that work is about to be undone by an unplanned pregnancy. Us reports that because neither her nor Eric Johnson have heard of birth control, Jessica Simpson is about to pop out another lil ‘un again. She’s already 9 weeks along.

So, let us all prepare for the joy of watching Jessica turn back into a Butterball Turkey and partake in the confetti parade nearby pastry shops and rib joints are no doubt planning to throw.