Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know What’s Going On in His Life

In one of his first interviews since his breakup with Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber told the Open House Party radio show on Saturday, “I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what’s going on in my life. To even assess that it doesn’t make sense ’cause I have not made any comment.” Asked for comment, Selena said, “How’d you get in here?! Get out of my bathroom!”

In related news, despite adamantly denying he’s trying to become the new Justin Timberlake, Bieber performed Cry Me a River in Boston later that day.