Justin Bieber Mounts His Crotch Rocket

It’s easy to forget that Justin Bieber is only 5’7” unless there’s a picture with a point of reference in it like these of Bieber presenting himself on his “swagged” out Ducati while riding through Beverly Hills. My god, he even wears matching shoes. What a little dork. And he looks so tiny here. It’s like when you were a kid and played with mismatched toys because someone wouldn’t get you the matching vehicle set for your Ninja Turtles. Ahem, Santa Claus, I’m looking in your direction.