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Justin Bieber Wore This to See the Canadian Prime Minister

Last Friday, while everyone was punching their fellow man to get a TV that was discounted at most 10%, Justin Bieber was in Canada meeting Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Why? Not because they finally decided to shoot him out of a cannon as punishment for his terrible music like I hoped but they wanted to present Biebs with the Diamond Jubilee Medal, otherwise known as “The Jerkoff Medal.”

The medal is said to be awarded to people who have made a significant contribution to a particular province, territory, region or community within Canada, or an achievement abroad that brings credit to Canada. Which should tell you a lot about Canada. It really IS America’s hat; an accessory that’s sometimes cool to have but otherwise you could live without.

By now, you’re probably wondering what they could have possibly talked about. “Justin Bieber is a ping pong player so they talked about ping pong and that they should meet and play ping pong next time,” said Harper spokeswoman Julie Vaux. That sounds like the most Canadian conversation ever.

Anyway, I want to point out what Justin Bieber was wearing. Overalls. He met the PM and accepted his medal wearing overalls. Not even that. They were only partially clipped to look “cool.” If I shook my head any harder, I’d break my neck.

  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

    • BigJimSlade

      Go back to Canada, Justin.
      And pull up your damn pants.

  • RocknRollerBlues

    Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

    Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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