Alright, everyone. This is what you and your cat named Renesmee have spent your entire lives waiting for. The premiere of the final Twilight film from the Twilight saga. There was a little scare for a second when Rob and Kristen broke up after Kristen let her Snow White director rub his crotch all over her but thank god they got back together just in time to walk the red carpet together. Had they not, your beliefs would have no doubt been shattered and your world broken beyond repair.
Anyway, Kristen looked sort of good in her see-through dress while Rob looked like a human-sized leprechaun. I’m surprised no one went up to him and asked where his pot of gold was.
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