Usually when you have a girlfriend who’s a supermodel, you try to hold on to her as long as possible which could mean chaining her to your basement so she doesn’t leave. I mean, obviously you would first beg her to stay, but, you know, if that didn’t work…
Anyway, Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t like you and I because he can get another model at the snap of his fingers. Which is why he doesn’t seem too broken up about splitting with Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton.
A source told Us the two split a few weeks ago, that there’s no bad blood and they still care about each other a lot.
Aw, boo hoo. Whatever sympathy I had for these two flew out the window when I read “Victoria’s Secret model” before one of their names and “Actor who’s dated Bar Refaeli, Gisele Budnchen and Blake Lively” before the other.
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