Rihanna Nude in GQ

In the December 2012 issue of GQ, Rihanna went nude but covered which I guess means she didn’t go nude at all but I’m going to say Rihanna went nude in GQ anyway because pageviews.

One of the things Rihanna talked about in the issue was men. Particularly, the kind of man she looks for. “I like to feel like a woman. I have to be in control in every other aspect of my life, so I feel like in a relationship, I wanted to be able to take a step back and have somebody else take the lead. I could absolutely be dominant, but in general, I’d rather… How do I say this in, like, a non-X rated version?”

That is to say, if at any point during your date Rihanna says, “C’mon, ya big pu**y,” you may as well take her home right then and there because it’s not gonna work out.