If Sam Worthington woke up this morning wondering why his eyes were burning, he need not worry. It’s not gonorrhea of the eye. Though he may want to refer to surveillance footage from the Vortex restaurant in Atlanta.
There he’ll see himself being refused entry into the restaurant because he was too drunk. Then he’ll see himself pushing the doorman twice. Then he’ll see the doorman pepper spraying him and putting him in handcuffs until the cops come and charge him with disorderly conduct.
That moment of clarity? That’s when Sam figured out why his publicist left a 5 minute voicemail of just indecipherable yelling this morning.
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