Because Jessica Simpson is about to balloon up to hungry hungry hippo size in a few months… again, her fiance Eric Johnson needs new eye candy. Who better than Jessica’s sister Ashlee who’s kind of hot now.
This is like one of those movies where the ugly duckling sister finally blossoms into a beautiful swan or that other one where an average girl just stands next to a really fat girl so she looks pretty by comparison.
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