Because Deadmau5 is the most romantic man in the world, he whipped out his fanciest keyboard and tweeted “Will you marry me” to Kat Von D.
She said “yes,” sort of.
Mi corazon!!! Thank you all for the lovely congratulations! Please excuse me while I go squeeze the hell out of my fiancé! ❤
— Kat Von D (@thekatvond) December 16, 2012
Deadmau5 seemed thrilled.
holy fucking shit. im engaged and stuff!
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) December 16, 2012
And I guess Epic Meal Time is catering the wedding.
— Epic Meal Time (@EpicMealTime) December 16, 2012
I don’t know if this is the laziest proposal or the ballsiest. Yea, he just Tweeted a picture of the ring and he could have done all this sitting in his underwear while scratching his balls but there was always a chance Kat Von D could have not responded and then unfollowed him which would have been awk-ward for him and his 1.8 million followers. I mean, what then. Do we tweet him a picture of a guy patting a grieving friend on the back or one of Nelson Muntz pointing at him and going “Ha! Ha!”
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