Demi Moore, 50, and art dealer Vito Schnabel, 26, have split. Actually, it was more like Vito dumped her last week because she arrived in Miami to party while he tried to do work at Miami’s Art Basel. Art dealing is serious business.
“Vito has worked very hard to be taken seriously in the art business, and doesn’t want to be seen as somebody who dates celebrities. He hated having photographers follow him around after word got out about him and Demi.”
“And Vito wasn’t too happy that Demi flew down to party at Art Basel while he was working to build his business. It was a distraction he didn’t need while all the big collectors were in town.” Page Six
What he’s trying to say is is Demi Moore is more of a clutching the glass, slamming vodka kind of girl while he’s a sipping champagne with pinky up kind of guy. You see, he’s a sophisticated man. When he screams “show me your t*ts” he screams it slowly with an air of dignity and usually with a monocle in his eye.
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