‘Hi, I’m Jessica Simpson,’ Jessica Simpson’s New Weight Watchers Commercial

Behold! Jessica Simpson’s new Weight Watchers commercial where they decided she finally lost enough weight to shoot her from the neck down.

It’s your usual weight loss commercial wherein they make a celebrity relatable to us knuckle-draggers by saying, “I love food too! Just like you, fatty!” Then they have her twirl around and stand up on the edge of a pickup trick which surprisingly doesn’t flip over. How? I don’t know. Movie magic, I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MFhPXfuMkcw