Jessica Biel’s Pit Bull Is Weird

Jessica Biel caught her pit bull Tina sleeping in the planter on the balcony the other day because pit bulls do whatever the hell they want. They’re pit bulls. It’s like, hey, Mr. Pit Bull, that’s my steak! “Growl, growl.” But, uh, you can have it.

Anyway, Biel assured everyone the dog has an actual dog bed. Not that it matters because she’ll sleep anywhere. A planter, Jessica Biel’s suitcase and even on top of her. Tina does not give any f*cks.

Also, who would name their pit Tina? Every Tina I knew was small at around 4 ft tall. This seems like a misnomer. It’s like nicknaming Andre the Giant “Tiny.”

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