Celebrities are weird. Any time someone offers up an anti-aging whatever, they jump on it because getting old in Hollywood is like a death sentence. Ergo, Kim Kardashian smeared her own blood on her face while a doctor stabbed her skin with a needle. It’s called the “vampire face-lift” which promises to smooth wrinkles and fill out the face.
“It was crazy,” a pal of Kim’s tells Life & Style about her vampire lift, which was done in Miami. “The doctor took the blood from Kim’s arm and spun it [in a centrifuge] to separate the platelets. The blood was then rubbed onto Kim’s face. After that, they did something called ‘needling,’ where all these little needles prick the skin and let the platelets seep in. It was so gross!”
Naturally, there’s no clinical studies to back this up. It just sounds scientifically plausible to rich people because they use a lot of big words like platelets and regeneration. Anyone who’s read an intro to bio book could come up with something equally as dumb. Look, these ground up aborted fetal skulls will offer your skin a rejuvenated look with the heightened amount of embryonic cells allowing a higher absorption rate into your body. It’s science!
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