Because the IRS has frozen all her bank accounts, Lindsay Lohan can’t pay off the $16,000 she owes a storage company and her locker will now be auctioned off. Unless Charlie Sheen sees the crack signal and helps Lindsay out with more money, you’ll be able to bid on everything in the locker from designer clothes (decorated with cigarette burns of course) to family heirlooms to, if you’re really lucky, her dignity. Let me tell you, she’s been search for that EVERYWHERE.
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