Marilyn Manson had to get 24 stitches to reattach his ear after he was “hit by a glass table” during a fight in Switzerland. Marilyn claimed, “I was however, the victor but had to have 24 stitches to keep my ear from becoming Van Goth.”
How does someone get hit by a glass table? I assume those things are heavy. Was this an end table? Did someone just take the glass off a table and hit him in the head Three Stooges style? Why was he fighting? Marilyn Manson is still around and performing? How fast is the speed of light? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still make a sound? I have so many questions!
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