As part of their divorce agreement, Melissa Etheridge was ordered to pay Tammy Lynn Michaels $23,000 a month. That seemed more than generous but Tammy has been complaining that she can’t live off that and now she’s taken to her blog to whine about how the checks are slow to arrive and that there may be no Christmas presents for the kids this year. After the endangered animal hunting trips and the weekly shopping sprees in Beverly Hills, there’s barely enough to get even a pack of bubblegum. Melissa Etheridge is a monster!
According to Radar, Tammy often cryptically rants on her blog about her lack of money and this time she’s complaining that she can’t afford Christmas gifts but goes on to say she’ll teach her kids that the Holidays aren’t just about materialism.
“Fascinating you know— secrets, they are. People, places, things and accounts, houses, waived rights AND relationships, money —-secrets are sick—a sign of an illness within—disease.”
“Playing games with money—phoney baloney—hide and seek—can you find the ball under the clam shell? —christmas is coming—chase the check—chase the check —chase the check—can’t —catch it—oh watch the girl go—empty stockings and tiny boxes—-don’t worry– —i’ll teach them what’s important.”
“Nothing close to —what i have to chase in the stupid mail box—but rather—what is in the heart—which could never–never never ever be found in a mail box anyway…………… millionaires in their mansions—-tricking with trusts—-hiding money from Paul behind Peter—–just to steal from the minor in the end—-integrity is a mystery in—-the town of gold dust—-pyrite—fool’s gold —-at times i do feel——as narcissistic as this sounds—that i might be the only —one—with a moral compass —-this side of the Indiana State Line. —tell me it’s not true—-no—-show me—-show me—-someone show me it’s not true.”
Did anyone get any of that? Her writing feels like Miss Venezuela talking. And who’s actually feeling sorry for her? She divorced in April 2010 and has probably been getting checks since at least 2011. She gets more in 2 months than some people make in a year. Now she’s whining how she has to teach her kids the true meaning of Christmas, probably by popping in A Charlie Brown Christmas, because she can’t afford new iPads for each of them. What a jerk that Melissa Etheridge is. Forcing Tammy to only buy one sparkly diamond a month. HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?!
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