Hollywood pets are dropping like flies. First Kim Kardashian’s cat died and now Miley Cyrus’ two-year-old Yorkie died. Quick. Someone call Ace Ventura. What do you mean he’s not real?!
Cyrus went on Twitter earlier to say, “Can’t think of one good reason to get out of bed today.” She didn’t elaborate on the cause of death but my guess is it’s a case of acute apendaomgpleasestopsingingbeforeikillmyself.
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