On Howard Stern this morning, Nick Cannon talked about how he loves Mariah Carey so much and about how self-indulgent Mariah Carey is that they have sex to her music. If that wasn’t enough, he also said he jerks off to her music when she’s not home. His song of choice? Hero.
This probably sounds more romantic in his head because to me, he sounds like a lunatic. I don’t care if you’re banging Candice Swanepoel. There’s no way you masturbate to her all the time. What this tells me is Nick must not have a very good imagination. When he tries to imagine someone else, they probably look like that Ecce Homo mural that one old lady tried to restore.
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