Nick Stahl has been having a fantastic year. First he went missing and was thought to be hanging out in Skid Row (*taps vein*). Then he checked into rehab. He quickly checked out and went missing again but this time people weren’t as eager to find him. Don’t worry though. He showed up again.
Well, things keep getting better because he was just caught whacking off in an adult store. At around 6 pm, undercover vice officers found Stahl alone in a private booth at an adult shop in Hollywood watching a porno and “touching himself.” Down there. Where? DOWN HERE! *makes X over crotch*
Nick was cited and released a few hours later. As he walked out, he ran into a TMZ cameraman and told them it was all a misunderstanding. Yea, he probably just had really bad jock itch. It’s worth noting that after talking to TMZ, no one came to pick him up and he just sort of wandered off into the night. Like Caine from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues but with more sadness.