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North Korea Sucks at Launching Satellites

No one knows what exactly North Korea launched into space but the official story is it’s a satellite. A satellite that US officials say is spinning out of control. US officials also suspect the satellite is “a thinly veiled attempt to test a three-stage ballistic missile capable of carrying a nuclear warhead as far as the US West Coast.”

So the Mayans may have been right. The world is going to end soon. But only because of the ineptitude of North Korea.

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