Japanese porn actress Uta Kohaku asked fans on Twitter to send her bottles of their jizz to use in her new film, Semen Collection 2. In 10 days, she received more than 100 plastic bottles of sperm each with the name of the donor. Impressed, Kohaku said, “I will care for them as if it were my own child.” Shooting for the film began December 20.
Holy crap, that’s not going on her face is it? Because I have three letters for her. STD. I’m going to go dry heave now.
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