Kate Upton did a photoshoot with Vogue Germany who got straight to the point and sprayed her chest with water. Knowing the Germans, this was a metaphor for a golden shower.
To be fair, she was horseback riding and rolling around in the grass for a couple of scenes to give the video at least a modicum of class but mostly it was just her showing off her massive chest. This isn’t a complaint by the way.
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