Pro-tip: Don’t dress your kid up as a stupid animal because a Golden Eagle will descend from the heavens and snatch them up.

On another note, I saved the top image as “eagle snatch” and now I’m realizing that could mean something else entirely.

Update:¬†Sorry, guys. As proven by multiple sources, the video is a fake. Shadows and such. We’re gonna have to think up of another way for population control.