Jessica Simpson had to shoot her first Weight Watchers commercial from the waist up because she didn’t lose enough pounds. She went on to lose a staggering 70 pounds and filmed another one. This time they shot a new commercial using her full body. Weight Watchers was happy. Their cash cow was finally paying off.
However, now that Jessica is possibly pregnant again, they’re back to being pissed. Weight Watchers doesn’t know if they even want to air the commercial because “no one wants to hear about a pregnant woman dieting.”
They’re right. No one wants to hear about a pregnant woman. At all. Especially not Jessica Simpson who balloons up 100 pounds. Watching her gain pregnancy weight as almost as depressing as looking at the Faces of Meth.
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