Ahnuld Returns at the ‘The Last Stand’ Premiere

Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his triumphant return to starring roles in The Last Stand. It’s currently tracking 100% at Rotten Tomatoes but, to be fair, there’s only six reviews. All nostalgic for Arnold, I presume. They must have forgotten about End of Days, The 6th Day and Collateral Damage. Terrible, terrible movies.

Regardless, Arnold showed up to the premiere last night with no one on his arm. Not even a new mulatto housekeeper he impregnated. What’s up with that?