Everyone’s favorite underdog Benedict Cumberbatch tells The Sun that his Star Trek Into the Darkness costume was so tight you could see his cumberpatch. That was terrible. I apologize.

“The costumes look great. Some of them were very cumbersome and heavy, but some were very snug. You can almost see what religion I am.”

I’d like to think that in the future where Star Trek takes place, people will have become more evolved about sexuality. Ah, who am I kidding. If this was me, I’d be pointing at his crotch and giggling for a solid 10 minutes because I could see his junk. That’s pretty much how I’d be defeated by the great Khaaaaaan.