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Benedict Cumberbatch’s ‘Star Trek’ Costume Was Very, Ahem, Form Fitting

Everyone’s favorite underdog Benedict Cumberbatch tells The Sun that his Star Trek Into the Darkness costume was so tight you could see his cumberpatch. That was terrible. I apologize.

“The costumes look great. Some of them were very cumbersome and heavy, but some were very snug. You can almost see what religion I am.”

I’d like to think that in the future where Star Trek takes place, people will have become more evolved about sexuality. Ah, who am I kidding. If this was me, I’d be pointing at his crotch and giggling for a solid 10 minutes because I could see his junk. That’s pretty much how I’d be defeated by the great Khaaaaaan.