For whatever reason, Oscar nominated actress Jennifer Lawrence is friends with woe is me, why can’t I find a boyfriend who’ll put up with me Taylor Swift. Anyway, because they’re friends, Taylor asked Jennifer to ask her co-star Bradley Cooper if he’d be interested in dating her. His answer? *Puts up fingers to make a cross, hisses* So that’s a maybe?
“Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
“First of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor.
“He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious.
“It was a little awkward for Bradley . Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together.
“He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.
I doubt there’s anyone who’ll put up with Taylor Swift these days. Unless you’re interested in dating a middle-aged cat lady trapped in the body of a 23-year-old who’ll write a casually insulting song about you when you two inevitably breakup because all she wants to do is go antiquing and all you want to do is have sex but she won’t even let you dry hump her.
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