If you hadn’t heard, Charlie Sheen has a new girlfriend. A 24-year-old porn star named Georgia Jones. The two hooked up in October and she immediately moved into Charlie’s LA mansion.
Wondering what qualities Charlie admires most about Georgia? Her smile, her sense of humor, her compassion? Nope. None of the above. What Charlie likes most about Georgia is that she only does girl-on-girl porn unlike his last girlfriend Bree Olson who won the award for Best Anal Sex Scene at the 2008 AVN Awards. It’s the little things, ya know?
In any case, Georgia has been in porn for a while. Her first time on camera was actually a shoot for Girls Gone Wild in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. According to GGW, “It was 2006, at the time she was 18-years-old and was a 2nd year Psych student at OSU. At around 3am she stepped onto the bus and was willing to do just about anything – she got naked and proceeded to masturbate with a dildo. At a later date we also filmed her having lesbian sex with her real girlfriend.”
On a related note, you know what I dislike about porn? The back story. I came here for tits, not a Lifetime movie.
You can see the more “explicit” pictures from the shoot here.
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