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Gwyneth Paltrow Has the Moves

If you couldn’t tell, I was being completely facetious for that title. Gwyneth Paltrow does not have any moves. Unless you count wiggling around like you need to pee and timidly waving your hand in the air while Jay-Z and Chris Martin perform Run This Town as dancing.

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TxGal
TxGal
11 years ago

Always find her to be a boring person. Not that you have to be crazy but she is so phony.