Jessica Simpson Tweeted Herself Pregnant in a Bikini

Because the thought of Jessica Simpson ballooning back to county fair blueberry pie weight wasn’t terrifying enough, she tweeted a self-shot photo of herself standing in front of the bathroom mirror wearing a bikini showing off her baby bump with the caption, “Bumpin’ and proud!”

Luckily, she has a new Weight Watchers commercial with Jennifer Hudson. You can put this on repeat for the next 8 months and pretend another 9 pound baby isn’t about to tear through her vagina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hvohHi69o9w

Did you watch that? Is it just me or did Jessica look like she was about to topple over while she was walking.