This video is titled “Kate Upton washes the all-new Mercedes-Benz CLA in slow motion.” Reading that, you’d think this was one of those Michael Bay inspired commercials. In reality it’s the furthest from that. No, what this video really is is a bunch of dudes washing a CLA — not very well mind you — while Kate Upton stands around and tells them they missed a spot.
Look, I was expecting the subtle degradation of a woman and instead, you gave me this. Sexual frustration. How are we going to remedy this, Mercedes? I demand reparations.
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