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Khloe Kardashian Wants You to Buy Her Underwear on eBay

You ever dreamed of felling the soft caress of a silk bathrobe previously worn by Khloe Kardashian? Now is your chance! Khloe launched an eBay site with her husband Lamar Odom over the summer and now she’s auctioning off used underwear with a “portion of the proceeds” going to Cathy’s Kids, Odom’s cancer charity.

Up for bid is a Aerie Fit Sports Bra Size S starting at $.99, an Active Basic Black Yoga Pants Size Large for $2.25 (they’re up to $5.50) and a pair of Brian Atwood Maniac Platform Pumps which, at the time of this writing, are up to $158.50.

This is perfect because I’ve always dreamed of owning used Kardashian underwear. Especially Khloe’s. The closer they’ve been to her crotch the better. So those yoga pants are right up my alley. I’m being sarcastic, by the way. Those yoga pants probably smell like old Cheetos.

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No skank you

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no skank you skank… the nerve selling used panties… how nasty of you big bird!

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