Lady Gaga’s Ass Is Too Fat, Split Her Pants

Lady Gaga was performing in Vancouver on Friday wearing a tight pair of latex pants over top some fishnets. But wait, you ask. How did I know she was wearing fishnets if there were a pair of latex pants over it. Well, because she split her pants right down her ass crack on account of her ass being so big. She must have gotten into her dad’s pasta again.