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Let’s All Laugh at Rob Kardashian’s 25 Things List

Us Weekly chose Rob Kardashian for their 25 things list. Basically, it’s a list of 25 things you don’t know about Rob Kardashian or didn’t want to know but are going to know anyway. It’s as boring a list as you’d expect from a Kardashian. You graduated college? Why, you don’t say?

1. My favorite ice cream is Häagen-Dazs coffee.

2. I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.

3. I won state cross-country competitions several times during high school.

4. I get a shave every week.

5. I also get regular manicures and pedicures at my house.

6. I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don’t ever save my contacts.

7. I called my sock line Arthur George after my middle name, followed by my dad’s middle name.

8. I’ve been on day one of my workout routine for two years.

9. In college, I drank so much lemonade I had to get my tonsils out.

10. My lucky number is 34.

11. I reorganize my closet nearly every week.

12. My favorite band to see live is Arcade Fire.

13. I say “Bible” instead of saying “I swear.”

14. I have 16 tattoos … and counting.

15. I only work out to R&B music.

16. I’m obsessed with neon sneakers.

17. I love gold jewelry!

18. I watch the BBC channel daily but only Top Gear and Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares.

19. I sanitize all the phones in my house weekly.

20. My favorite outdoor activity is what runner Steve Prefontaine called an “easy 10”: a basic 10-mile run.

21. I feel that Sour Patch Watermelons are the best candy.

22. If I could be anyone, I’d choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.

23. My roulette numbers are 3, 4, 7, 11, 17, 26 and 32.

24. I graduated from the University of Southern California in 2009.

25. My favorite sister is my youngest one, Kylie.

He loves Arcade Fire, tattoos, his sister Kylie, jewelry and sneakers. Amazing. When they gave the guy this assignment, were the directions, “Bore me to death with 25 facts or less.” I’ve heard more interesting things come out of a dog’s butt.

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