Shawn Holley has been Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer through thick and thin, mostly thick. She’s kept Lindsay out of jail multiple times, such as when Lindsay was caught on tape stealing jewelry, and has even made a few investigations disappear quicker than Lindsay’s movie career. Well, she won’t be doing that anymore. Holley has been cut.
Taking her place is New York lawyer Mark Heller, who was suspended from practicing law for 5 years in 1994. Heller sent a letter to Holley telling her that he was now repping Lindsay in all Lindsay’s criminal cases.
No word on why Lindsay was replacing Holley, who’s gotten Lindsay out of a lot of jail time, with Heller, who, according to the New York Times, has been called a “menace to the public” by other lawyers.
What’s worse is Lindsay could have for certain avoided jail time by accepting a rehab plea deal Shawn Holley was going to get her. That is until she fired Holley. Now sources say Lindsay wants Holley back.
God, this girl is an idiot. She can’t help but make bad decisions. It’s part of her DNA. If you gave her a fork and sat her in front of a pie and a wall socket, there’s no doubt in my mind she’d start stabbing at the wall socket.
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