Lindsay Lohan Pleads Not Guilty Via Shawn Holley

Lindsay Lohan made the gigantically idiotic mistake of accidentally firing Shawn Holley because she didn’t read the contract she signed with Mark Heller but, like a battered housewife, Shawn Holley just can’t leave Lindsay despite being owed $300k in unpaid legal fees.

Holley appeared in court today to plead “not guilty” on Lindsay’s behalf. A visibly confused judge asked if Shawn was still representing Lindsay to which she replied, “At this point, yes.” She explained, “The representation issue will be nailed down.”

Aw, good guy Shawn Holley. Always sticking up for Lindsay. “She only gets like this when she drinks, I swear. Deep down she’s a good person. I’m sure she’ll pay me back. You don’t know her like I do.”

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