Movie 43 stars around almost 30 well known actors including Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts and Gerard Butler but not only will they not promote it, they won’t even show up to the premiere which took place last night in Hollywood. That’s cold. This movie is going to be like an embarrassing picture a parent shows to their kid’s friends at a party.
Hey, Anna Farris, remember that time you asked Chris Pratt to take a dump on your chest? Anna. Over here. Yoohoo. ANNNNAAAA!
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