Megan Fox Hawks Brazilian Beer Brahma in Nonsensical Commercial

Here’s a 30 second spot starring Megan Fox for Brahma, a Brazilian beer. She only shows up for 10 seconds and even though she strips, it’s all pretty dull. She’s not even in a bikini. She’s in a yellow tank and short shorts. Isn’t this Brazil? Don’t they practically live in g-strings?

Granted, they probably did want to throw her in a bikini but I imagine she nixed the idea. “I don’t want to be sexualized,” she probably told them during negotiations. So, instead, they treated her with the respect and dignity she deserves and made her dance around for them.

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