Megan Fox Quit Twitter

After only a week on Twitter, Megan Fox has quit. Because she’s a quitter. Quitter! No, actually it’s because she thinks it’s pointless.

Her last tweet was, “5 days on Twitter and I have yet to discern it’s purpose. #WhatIsThePoint???”

She then announced on Facebook, “Some of you may, or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down… I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly… but as it turns out I still hate it. Love you guys but I will just never be that girl. Facebook is as much as I can handle. #I’m Sorry.”

Well that’s terrible news. How will we know when she folds her clothes or when her next bowel movement is? Sigh. Doesn’t she know the pointlessness is what makes Twitter so fun sometimes? Case in point: Cher’s Twitter.

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