Ron Jeremy drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after suffering severe chest pain. Doctors ran some tests and discovered a swollen blood vessel. No, not in his penis. It was an aneurysm in his heart.
Ron was quickly transferred to the ICU and was prepped for surgery. Coming out of his 2nd surgery, Ron was told everything went smoothly. He’s “now resting with complete privacy and no visitors.”
Asked how severe the blood-filled balloon-like bulge was, the doctor just looked at me and gave me a dirty look. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have winked at him when I said that.
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