Scarlett Johansson Now a Dermatologist

Scarlett Johansson says she should be a dermatologist because she’s so obsessed with the practice, having spent years looking for cures for her rashes, that she’s now able to diagnose skin conditions for her friends.

She tells Elle Britain, “(I should be) a dermatologist. When you help someone heal their skin it gives them a new lease of life. I mean, have you ever met someone with a horrible skin condition? I’m good with that… I’ve had every problem. I always get these weird things (rashes)… At least I know how to cure them… ”

Not to toot her own horn or anything but she’s pretty good at it. “I’m pretty good at diagnosing other people… It comes from watching a lot of medical programs… Real medical programs. Documentaries.”

Some people spend 4 years in college, 4 years in med school and several years of internship and residency to become a dermatologist. What a bunch of idiots. Looks like all they needed to do was watch a lot of tv about skin conditions. Well, not just any tv. Real medical programs and documentaries. “What about medical texts and scientific studies?” Pfft! Hey everyone, look at this nerd over here with his books!

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8 years ago

I would so do her…rashes or not….

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