On New Year’s Eve, Sofia Vergara’s boyfriend Nick Loeb started yelling at her because she took a picture with a stranger. He managed to tear her dress before being thrown out by security.
Sure, Sofia’s boyfriend seems like a dick but the silver lining is there are pictures of Sofia from when she was pushed to the ground and, well, long story short, we have boobs.
According to TMZ, Sofia, who was already wearing a chest hugging dress, tried to break up the fight between her boyfriend and the table next to theirs but ended up falling to the ground and having one of her glorious breasts slip out of her top.
Of course, that probably had the unintended effect of ending the fight right there when everybody hunched over to try and hide their boners.
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