Taylor Swift Broke Up With Harry Styles Because of His Foreskin
Earlier this week, there was a report that Taylor Swift broke up with Harry Styles because he kissed like a snail and no one wants to kiss a snail. Unless the snail is a banana slug which is just a snail without a shell. Anyhoo, the gist of the story was they had a lack of chemistry on account of Styles dragging his tongue across her mouth during every kiss.
Now the National Enquirer has a new report that says the real reason they broke up was because Taylor wouldn’t stop making fun of Harry’s uncircumcised penis. A source says Harry ended it because he was sick of Taylor “nagging him about clipping his [penis].” Apparently, Taylor didn’t like that Harry wasn’t circumcised so she kept pushing him to get it cut.
Harry told her it wasn’t ever going to happen. Whenever Taylor brought it up, Harry would roll his eyes and ignore her but eventually he couldn’t take it anymore.
What I want to know is how Taylor is going to work that into a song. She’ll have to use a euphemism like this dude had a pet aardvark she didn’t like and she asked him to get rid of it but he said no so obviously it was all his fault and now she’s living in a big old city and all he’s ever going to be is foreskinny.
I thought she didn’t put out? Or she wouldn’t go down on his turtle neck? I really see her making the “face” looking at an uncut joint. Is she 1, 2 or 3 hole access? You guys know, don’t you?
I heard she won’t even do ATM. Pssh.
That is a totally valid reason to break up with a guy. Foreskins are disgusting. Just cut that nasty s**t off or no one will ever f**k you. Jesus, it’s not that goddamn hard.
You’re a dumb cunt.
Your obviously a girl. “Not that hard” ? Thats like cutting a females Labium off i highly doubt its not painfull…
There is a reason why babies get circumcised, and not adolescent males; the amount of pain involved is beyond excruciating. When I was 15 years old I had to have my tonsils removed. While I was out of it on the table, the doctor noticed I was never snipped as a baby. He explained to my mother what was involved, and how it would make it cleaner and better for me when I became a man. She did not know much about these things, and my dad was out of the picture very early in my life. I think I… Read more »
I never knew how dull the circumcised penis was until I married a man who is intact as God created. The foreskin is wonderful and so much more pleasurable. American girls, you’re brainwashed, I was one of you. A circumcised cock is disgusting. Also, if you prescribe to circumcision then you think that child abuse is acceptable and you should be ashamed of yourself. #i2
Okay, so when are you going to cut your labia off? Fucking idiot.
Amen brother
You are what’s wrong with the world
So we should circumcise babies because they have no way of telling us how bad it hurts. Makes plenty of sense. Oh yeah, they are pissing and shitting all over the open wound AND can’t have pain medication. Your logic is superb.
A woman has EVERY right to refuse intimacy to a man if she does not like the fact he has a foreskin. He did not want to get circumcised and for her it was a deal breaker. She did not want him to place a potentially smelly or dirty smegma laden penis in her mouth, vagina or perhaps even touch it. She knows EXACTLY what she wants and she was not shy about telling him. Too bad because now they are both looking elsewhere. if a guy wants a chance with Taylor – he had best be circumcised – and… Read more »
What the hell is wrong with you?
There is NOTHING wrong with me. Understand that Women get to decide who they will be intimate with AND their preferences – with or without foreskins – have to be taken into account. There are MANY women out there who do not want a potentially dirty foreskin covered penis ANYWHERE near them – not in their vagina, not in their mouth, not in their hands and not in their anus. The very idea is repulsive to them and they prefer a circumcised partner. THERE IS NOTHING wrong with me and there is NOTHING wrong with Taylor Swift – she is… Read more »
Very true – women get to decide. As do men. And if you’re a shallow person who is unable to see past genitals to the PERSON attached to them, then decide to haul ass and enjoy what very well may be a lonely life.
You sound like a dude who was cut and desperately wants to keep feeling okay about it. “The earth is flat! The earth is flat! The earth is flat! I believe! I believe! I believe!”
If you seriously believe a normal, healthy penis is a “turtle neck”, you have issues.
If you seriously believe a normal, healthy penis is a “turtle neck”, you have issues.
You can’t be serious. Why would someone want to cut off a normal healthy protective part of the body for a girl? That’s insane.
Actually the real reason is money and brainwashing, which is why the USA is the ONLY country in the entire world that does it routinely for non-religious reasons.
Wrong. Across the world, where foreskin is normal (apart from in Muslim and Jewish countries), men with no foreskin would be refused because of their ugly smelly mushroom dicks that don’t have anything to protect them from all kinds of infections.
well many women decide exactly the opposite from your assertions and what they say is that the cut version looks MUCH better and it is that wet area under the skin that promotes infections and bacteria transfer – they don’t want that ugly foreskin any where near them. No man circumcised will ever be refused on that basis alone but plenty of women – particularly american women will refuse intact men because it repulses them and they think foreskins are gross, dirty and disgusting. For them a total turn off.
agreed…but circumcision isn’t done “To make them appealing to girls” for fucks sake.. Its done for medical reasons… and in the usa to prevent disease
Horse s**t. It’s done to please sky wizards, to make the little tyke look like daddy (cuz, ya know, dads and sons spend a lot of time swinging’ dicks together in public), because many parents are thoughtless (“well, my sister did it with her son, so it must be a good idea”), and for hygiene (you know, smegma – which is the same s**t that grows under the clitoral hood if not washed – maybe we should chop that off little girls – so they’re cleaner).
Smegma is mostly dead sperm, women don’t have that, EVER.
It stinks! I’ve had the unfortunate event come upon me. Hottest guy, but no thanks!
So yes we all need to clean down there, but that Smegma is a deal breaker.
Who says they can not have pain medication? You and you would be wrong. Who says they have an open wound? You and you would be wrong – the wound is neatly and effectively bandaged. There is nothing wrong wrong with a circumcised penis and a whole lot right about one. As to the one who appears to be an idiot – well those that live in glass houses….
Im circumcised…and find it fab. This doesn’t mean some others have bad times. You cant just say its good or bad..it depends on people. Ipersonally find foreskins vile….. but hey… its all cool
Live and let live, huh? Cut or don’t cut? I can absolutely say whether it’s good or bad – it’s bad. We’re talking about cutting healthy tissue off a non-consenting person. BAD. Once it’s gone you can’t put it back – you get that, right? That’s the issue. You find it “fab”? How nice – great when you can be pleased with a permanent decision that was made for you.
False! I have been witness to many circumcisions as I am in the medical field and it is very painful for the baby even with the lidocaine injection they receive and even that is painful for a baby. It’s just complete mutilation.
Foreskins can be dirty…which is why im glad im circumcised
Indeed, women decide with whom they sleep.
Maybe it should be required by law.
Foreskins are disgusting. The smell is horrible and I certainly couldn’t be in a relationship with an uncircumcised man. He probably wanted oral and she wouldn’t do it and I don’t blame her.
Foreskins can do a lot of damage in a woman, as they enter the vagina. Dirty labia do little damage at the base of the penis.
foreskins are fuckn gross. Ya lets watch you dick disappear and reappear like its inside out.
totally agree. Foreskin is a part needed when the baby is in his mother’s womb (for protection) but when he’s born it must be cut off. what the hell? Do you boys really like to keep a piece of dirt with you? it’s even not healthy for you. And no reduce of pleasure! lf you don’t believe so, do a little search
Holy s**t … this is perhaps the depth of ignorance on this issue. You understand the foreskin as analogous to a piece of dirt and think it “must” be cut off? Your lack of information is genuinely staggering. While I don’t think people look to the comment section of a rag like this to make health decisions, in case they do, please – shut the f**k up.
I’m so sorry you’re story makes me want to cry. I feared something like that happening to me when I was in my teens and when I had to see a urologist at age 14 I made sure I warned him not to circumcise me. I lived in fear of having to have tonsils removed for that very reason which is why when my doctor suggested it at age 15 I put up a big resistance. I was sure they’d look in my pants too and talk my parents into a circumcision. I had to be my own protector. To… Read more »
You people are fucking idiots… And completely wrong. The foreskin is there for a reason, and the only reason you think mutilated penises are natural is because society has brainwashed you. I’m glad not all people are as disgusting of human beings as you are. Like honestly, is it that fucking hard to wash yourself. Everyone has to wash themselves. Girls, guys, everyone. And just letting you know, the foreskin is there to keep bacteria out and dirt out. And yes, there is reduced pleasure. The foreskin contains 8,000 – 20,000 nerve endings, and when you cut the foreskin, you… Read more »